A sweet petite seven-year-old girl I know is taking karate lessons. She's quite proud of what she knows and makes sure she shows her new moves to her father when he comes home from work.

Well, after one recent demonstration she goes  to wash up for bed when she remembered she forgot one.

"Daddy, Daddy, wait."

She runs from the bathroom, grabs Daddy by the shoulders and knees him squarely in the groin.

Daddy says his laughing alternated with the gasping.