An Anti-Communist Zombie Movie

Just when you think all hope is lost Verizon gives you free HBO and just when you start wondering whether they should be paying you to watch the garbage you come across a real and rare pearl: an anti-communist zombie movie.

Juan de Los Muertos or Juan of the Dead or John of the Dead, depending how far you want it anglicized, is set in Havana and mercilessly mocks Che and Castro's paradise of grand but decayed buildings and '50s technology.

Americans come off as good guys and competent, granted in a comic fashion, and the Cuban authorities not so much.

Not at all, really.

It was kind of interesting to watch people fight zombies without firearms being available. Some definite nods to Dead Island with the oars and bolo knives and hammers.

The end in which the hero takes on by himself the zombie hoards -- who have the cannibalistic instincts of Obama voters along with their general IQ -- with but his oar while his friends escape north in a raft made from a car is inspiring.


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  • 2/14/2013 5:41 PM anonymous wrote:
    Cubans kill without guns.

    Cuba murder rate is 6 per 100,000.

    USA murder rate is 5.9 per 100,000.

    Dump the bad neighborhoods USA rate falls even more.
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